I recently discovered that the belt I have been using was blessed by the Pope. I was so excited to see how holy is was. Along with the original holes, it now has 5 more holes in it to accommodate the weight lose. This is an exciting thing. And to share some information that will probably fall under TMI, I desperately need to wear the belt because my pants keep falling down and I can even take them off without unbuttoning them.
Is that exciting or what?
